Let’s be honest: Lutherans are the worst to shop for. From infancy they have practiced and honed the virtues of simplicity, frugality, and modesty. How do you buy a Christmas present for someone like that?
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here at The Holy Herald, we’ve done the research so you don’t have to. Over the next six weeks until Christmas, we’ll reveal the perfect gifts for the Lutherans in your life.
Today’s feature: The Christian Gift Pack from the Holy Land.
What says “I love you” more than purchasing genuine water from the Jordan River, rocks from Jerusalem, and authentic anointing oil from Galilee? Well, if you’ve got $11.99 (plus shipping if less than $25), you can buy all three of these priceless items for that special person in your life. Think we’re kidding? Just click on the link above the picture.
Now, all you entrepreneurs out there, here’s a free million dollar idea: do the same thing with a Lutheran twist. Get some dirt from Wittenberg, water from the Elbe River, and a bottle of beer from Eisleben, throw it all in a box, and sell the Lutheran Gift Pack! If you fly over to Germany tomorrow, you can have it all ready to go by the end of the week. Just don’t forget to give us some credit (and a little piece of the action).
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