Organist Hospitalized in Tragic Cold Weather Injury

Organist Hospitalized in Tragic Cold Weather Injury

Shullsburg, WI – The recent polar vortex has claimed another victim. Longtime organist Edna Peterson has been hospitalized after being found frozen to the organ pedals this morning.

“Poor Edna! I opened the church doors and found her stuck to the organ.” lamented Pastor Harold Michaels. “Even the metronome was frozen solid!”


After struggling in vain to free Edna from the organ, first responders were forced to cut off the organ pedals with a chainsaw just to load her in the ambulance.

“She should make a full recovery,” said Pastor Michaels. “But what are we going to do this Sunday? Can we even glue the organ back together in time?”

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