Lutheran Cookbook Vaults to National Bestseller Status

Lutheran Cookbook Vaults to National Bestseller Status

New York, NY – Normally invulnerable to strong emotions and the frenzy of commercialism, Lutherans everywhere are scrambling madly like a pack of wild dogs to get their hands on the intensely popular cookbook 101 Uses for Tater Tots.

Propelled entirely by word of mouth, Ladies Aid meetings, and after church announcements, the wildly successful cookbook has reached National Bestseller status in only three weeks.

“I LOVE 101 Uses for Tater Tots!” exclaimed Nelda Jacobson. “I made the Tater Tot Blueberry Cheesecake for last week’s soup supper. It was gone in minutes! Four people fought tooth and nail for the last piece!”

How has 101 Uses for Tater Tots achieved such rapid and widespread popularity? Quite simply, Lutherans everywhere are going absolutely crazy for the recipes contained within. Reliable staples such as Tater Tot Green Bean Casserole, Tater Tot Shepherd’s Pie, and Tater Tot Cheeseburger Hotdish appeal to the masses, while more eclectic offerings including Tater Tot Bacon and Cheese Quiche, Buffalo Chicken Tater Tot Pizza, and Caramel Custard Tater Tot Creme Brulee are pushing the boundaries of Lutheran potlucks across America.

Mouth watering yet? Stomach grumbling? Feeling the insatiable need to buy this Lutheran culinary masterpiece? Forget about ordering online – 101 Uses for Tater Tots can only be purchased through traditional Lutheran means. Speak to your Pastor, ask your local Ladies Aid leadership, or mail a letter with your desired shipping address, cash or check of $19.99 + $4.99 shipping and handling, and a signed declaration of faith and Lutheran church membership to Tater Tot Cookbook Company, C/O St. Andrew Lutheran Church, 426 6th Street, Codell, KS 67663.

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