First of all, none of these news articles are real. They are fictional, satirical, and absurd.

What’s our purpose? Our original goal was to make Lutherans laugh, but we quickly realized this was completely and utterly impossible. How about making them crack a smile, or perhaps feel a slight twinge of amusement? This was more realistic. Gradually, a mission statement began to emerge.

“The Holy Herald uses Lutheran satire and humor to entertain followers of Christ.”

So there you have it. Enjoy!